Top 10 Upsides Of A Nuclear Country Of War Alongside Due North Korea

1.      Gives Donald Trump novel opportunities to demonstrate incompetent, boorish together with bigoted behaviors.
2.      Nuclear wintertime volition contrary the consequences of climate change.
3.      Will probable increase federal wellness attention spending.
4.      Americans volition all endure singing Tom Lehrer’s, “So Long Mom, I’m off to Drop the Bomb”
5.      Will enable Puerto Ricans to accept their minds off having no food, ability or prophylactic water.
6.      Rubble volition supply cheaper fabric for edifice the Wall.
7.      Domestic loathe groups volition expand their repertoire.
8.      Congress, taking a cue from World War I, volition insist that kimchee endure referred to every bit “liberty cabbage.”
9.      Students kneeling nether their desks when national anthem is played during air raids volition endure expelled yesteryear all schools owned yesteryear Betsy DeVos.
10.  Holocaust that destroys all human life volition at to the lowest degree drive cancellation of The Orville together with New York Giants football game season.

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